You know that one engineer who wears the same hat to every meeting? Every event? Nobody knows what's under there. Nobody asks.

Become that engineer.

A black cap with the Mux logo embroidered on the front. It pairs nicely with a hoodie, a mechanical keyboard, and strong opinions about tabs vs. spaces. Bad hair day? Late-night deploy? Secret love of video infrastructure? This hat keeps all your secrets. Unlike your commit history.