Too big for an infant onesie? Dang. They grow up so fast.

Unless… well unless you're the toddler. Then, wow, you're really growing up fast! Also, how did you get to our swag shoppe? Is there a grown-up near by? You should really keep your screen time to a minimum. Unlike me. Go outside, get dirty, scrape your knee (but not too hard).

This is a great shirt to support all those activities. Go ahead, add it to your cart. Your mommy doesn't need to know.